Things To Do In Los Angeles When You're Dead On Saturday Night/Sunday Morning

Among other things, one can watch Armenian Army maneuvers on 1tv (KBEH-TV 63.8).

Things I Will Not Be Doing Later Today:

Getting up at 0630 for anything short of fire or earthquake. Certainly not for Rams & Giants from Twickenham Stadium. (Misprint or prank, right?) If you're wondering which way to lay your money, let the N.F.L. help you:

Oh, perfectly clear now.

Won't be doing much of anything else, either.