Talk Like A Pirate Day Again Already?

And Lol Coxhill's birthday? Our cup runneth over!This reporter remains liver than the late Mr. Coxhill, & younger than fellow '60s idolsfigures Adam West, David McCallum & Twiggy.

A brace of quotes from Mike Royko, another whose natal anniv. was ruined by this "Talk Like A Pirate" bullshit:

God tipped the country and all the fruits and nuts rolled west.

Pretty sure he stole that from Fred Allen. All Virgos are crooked, you know. If it isn't nailed down, it's ours!!

It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway', but as an electronic asylum
filled with babbling loonies.

Can't disagree w/ that.

Also celebrating: Mr. Door Tree.