Wednesday, August 31, 2016

I Ask, No One Answers

Pretty much rhetorical anyway ...

In Which We Again Call For The Sterilization Of Your Species

Ashley Moser / KSL-TV:
Provo woman gives birth after not knowing she was pregnant
If you are so stupid & morbidly obese that you can't figure out you've been pregnant for nine months, should you be allowed to reproduce? I think not.

We don't need pandering bullshit like Trump's "Deportation Force", we need a Vasectomy & Tube-Tying Force, statum!

Pre-B.Ö.C. Lyrics

Anyone I know or of whom I am aware dead in the last 12 hrs.? No? O.K. then.

Think there’s no quicksand in
Southern California? Guess again

One might think (or one might neither bother nor care) that there'd be no quicksand because there's no water left south of the local Mason-Dixon line. (California's Mason-Dixon line is approx. 35.7747397 North, separating San Luis Obispo, Kern & San Bernardino counties from the hellholes of Silicon Valley douche-tech-bros, Humboldt hippie-dippies & San Joaquin Valley cracker-ass farmers to the north. Not to be confused w/ the hyper-local Mason-Dixon line of Los Angeles County, the Christopher Columbus Transcontinental Highway.)

Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Queasy Clichés

We steal something already borrowed, but which should be said clearly:
Douglas McEwan, whom I quoted here recently, posted this to Facebook and I'm sure he won't mind if I stick it up here, too …
We all love Gene Wilder, and we all loved Gilda Radner, but can we dial back on the "Gene and Gilda are reunited in Heaven" stuff, please? First off, no, they're not. They're dead. Secondly, it's an awfully queasy cliché.

And thirdly and most-importantly, it's disrespectful to his widow Karen, who nursed him through his final illness, and to whom he was married far longer than he was to Gilda. She's alive and grieving, and should be shown respect, not shunted aside because we all want to feel that Gilda was the Love of His Life.
And could you cliché-spouting scared-of-death types also cool it w/ the "R.I.P." stuff, as applied to anyone?
The dead are dead, damnit, they are not taking a well-deserved break!

Monday, August 29, 2016

Penny? I Can't Even ...

Penny Ballard, another friend (& neighbor; in 1992 she told me there was a vacancy in her bldg. & they let me move in) w/ whom I used to party down good in the '80s & '90s is dead. And extra-sadly, just like Penny's & my friend Tracey (also an Action Swinger) who fucking died last yr., she was several yrs. younger than I. Hit Google out of morbid curiosity & found this, which I haven't yet had the nerve to watch, & especially not to listen.Penny had shuffled back to Buffalo, land of her birth, several yrs. ago so I hadn't seen her in some time. Just fucking awful where or whenever.

Sunday, August 28, 2016

Nation Of Chicken-Shits
& Scaredy-Cats

Stupid jerks heard loud noises (At an airport? Not possible!) had fits of fear, then were told by "security" to run (There's a great fucking plan!! Screw security theatrics.) & the terminal was evacuated. Why don't all you fools just stay at home quivering in fear, under your beds, sporting a pair of Depends® Underwear on your lardy American asses?

John Lennon proved totally wrong again: We are here for nothing more than to live in pain & fear. There's certainly no evidence to the contrary.

Sunday Behavioral Sink Editorial

We're Like Rats In A Cage!!

Snapshot of the planet's dominant species (That's you, losers, believe it or shove it!) doing what it does best.
Stolen here, which gave no credit. Scientific assholes.
Very well aware your species is committing self-genocide by poisoning its own nest & breeding like fucking mayflies; just not nearly fast enough for this reporter.

Any way to get you caged rats to step on the gas & run your world of shit & pain into a cosmic bridge abutment, or ...
must I go out there & do it all myself?

Friday, August 26, 2016

Maine Gov. Blues

Lip-Lock On My Love-Muscle

Note to Gov. LePage: This reporter will be more than happy to shoot you right between your lard-enshrouded eyes,
Mr. Big Talk.

Thursday, August 25, 2016

Just Sayin'

Is this the sort of thing that might get one banned from Twitter? (I suppose someone would actually have to read it.)

Total Destruction Thurs.

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

From Mugabe Monday
To Trump Tuesday

Birds of a feather:

‘My friend Donald Trump’: Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe tells visiting US politicians they will wish they had been ‘friendlier’ to him when Donald Trump wins the White House

  • Robert Mugabe told US politicians of thoughts on Donald Trump at meeting
  • Adam Schiff and Chris Coons were in the country researching wildlife issues
  • The pair were shocked to be granted time with the dictator in 'bizarre' chat
Previous Mugabe.

Monday, August 22, 2016

Olympic Games: Over Already?

I hadn't noticed, nor did I ever care.
See? Everything is made of shit! (Found here, no credit. Sue them!)

Sunday, August 21, 2016

D-Prick Announces

The peoples of the world unite to back a Korean worker (office worker, apparently)
as he rousts the Yankee imperialists & their puppets from the Korean Peninsula.
propaganda Posters ETC.
Today in iNternetnational Tough Guys:
SEOUL, Aug. 22 (Yonhap) -- North Korea on Monday threatened to mount a "preemptive nuclear strike" on South Korea and the United States as the allies kicked off their annual military exercise aimed at countering Pyongyang's potential aggression.

The command and control exercise Ulchi Freedom Guardian, began its two-week run on Monday, involving tens of thousands of South Korean and U.S. forces.

This year's drill came amid unusually heightened inter-Korean tensions following the defection of a London-based North Korean senior diplomat to South Korea.

South Korea and the U.S. "should bear in mind that if they show the slightest sign of aggression on (DPRK's) inviolable land, seas and air ..., it would turn the stronghold of provocation into a heap of ashes through Korean-style preemptive nuclear strike," an English-language statement by the country's General Staff of the Korean People's Army (KPA), carried by the state-run Korean Central News agency, said.

"They should properly know that from this moment the first-strike combined units of the KPA keep themselves fully ready to mount a preemptive retaliatory strike at all enemy attack groups involved in Ulchi Freedom Guardian," the KCNA report said.

DPRK stands for the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, the official name of North Korea.

The statement said the exercise is "a clear manifestation of a vicious plot" to deprive the DPRK's army of their cradle by force of arms.

"The situation on the Korean Peninsula is so tense that a nuclear war may break out any moment," it also claimed.

It is the resolute determination and will of North Korea "to terminate the ever more reckless moves of the U.S. imperialists and the South Korean puppet forces for a nuclear war not temporarily but indefinitely," the latest statement said.

The statement said the KPA's such stances were made "upon authorization," indicating that North Korean leader Kim Jong-un was behind the issuance of the latest threat.

South Korea's government, meanwhile, warned over the weekend that it is likely that the North may carry out some sort of provocation during or after the on-going military exercise that comes days after Seoul confirmed the defection of the North Korean embassy official last week.


San Simeon Sunday Shut-Down

So sorry your vacation plans were disrupted.
No one gives a crap anyway; if they did they could click.

Sucky Sunday

The Chasmanian Devil speaks!
Blow me, Earthling idjits. Blow me hard!

Saturday, August 20, 2016

Here Come The Thugs

The Militarized Society

Use your Second Amendment rights now & remedy thisdefend yourselves before it's too late!!

Sat. Nite Virtual Gallery Opening


Kwasi Boyd-Bouldin [...] has no recollection of ever living anywhere other than Los Angeles.
His photography is about what it means to grow up in one place and watch it change before your eyes.
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